A Picture of My Mom

Responses the three year old had to a survey his Primary teacher gave:

My mom's name is Hillary
My mom is 16 years old
My mom likes to watch movies with me
My mom has blue eyes
My mom weighs this much: 120 lbs (bless you child, bless you)
My mom was born in a porcupine (ouch)
My mom's favorite food is fish
My mom likes to help me with a game
My mom is the best at cooking

Oh well. At least he knows my name, right?