The Two Year Old has entered stealth mode recently and is pleased to relate successful completion of the following missions:
*Operation Purple Eye: after numerous failed attempts, agent 002 has obtained Mom's purple eyeshadow while said Mom was in shower and quickly dispersed all contents on bathroom floor and self before capture.
*Operation Vitamin C: agent 002 dislodged one standard size carton of orange juice from fridge. staff is remiss to report that capture occurred before agent could enjoy 'fruits' of his labor.
*Operation Hot Shot: complete coverage of agent 002 in The Man's special formula Gold Bond was achieved before dismissal from the premises occurred. (staff notes that the agent lead a counterattack on The Man with minimal coverage occurring to the pant leg of combatant's Sunday ensemble)
*Operation Smore: agent 002 dispersed the contents of above pictured paraphernalia with extreme prejudice. complete ingestion of such was limited due to pursuit by The Man.
***staff recommends The Two Year Old for promotion to full-fledged trouble-maker and request that agent 002 be sent straight to bed. over & out.
*Operation Vitamin C: agent 002 dislodged one standard size carton of orange juice from fridge. staff is remiss to report that capture occurred before agent could enjoy 'fruits' of his labor.
*Operation Hot Shot: complete coverage of agent 002 in The Man's special formula Gold Bond was achieved before dismissal from the premises occurred. (staff notes that the agent lead a counterattack on The Man with minimal coverage occurring to the pant leg of combatant's Sunday ensemble)
*Operation Smore: agent 002 dispersed the contents of above pictured paraphernalia with extreme prejudice. complete ingestion of such was limited due to pursuit by The Man.
***staff recommends The Two Year Old for promotion to full-fledged trouble-maker and request that agent 002 be sent straight to bed. over & out.
4 comments:
Sounds typical of a 2 year old. My makeup had to be well hid to keep it out of my kids paws at that age. Good luck managing agent 002.
Love, love, love this post.
Best of luck to agent 002 and his upcoming missions.
so funny! gotta love 2 year olds. good luck to you and the man with 002! have fun cleaning his messes. :)
Good thing agent 002 is so cute. Probably saves him from termination from time to time:)
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