Tebowisms

Okay, we couldn't help ourselves. Blaine was up like usual monitoring the condition of his beloved Gators via internet columns and came across this gem of a piece. So to all of you fellow Tebow/Gator lovers this is for you:

When Tim Tebow does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the world down.

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

When Tim Tebow walks on water, his feet don’t get wet. The water gets Tebow’d.

You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can make him drink.

Tim Tebow doesn’t actually write columns, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.

You don’t hit Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow hits you.

Tim Tebow is the not the Bronko Nagurski of 2008. He wouldn’t need a plow to turn a field. He’d do it by hand.

When Tim Tebow holds the Heisman, it puts down its stiff arm.

Tim Tebow does not sleep. He waits.

(taken from Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas By Dan Wetzel, Yahoo! Sports)